tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

eomers:

I’m my own woman — first, , last — and always!

[MAKE ME CHOOSE]
 ⤷ playmoremetallica asked:
Jane Foster or Natasha Romanoff?

starlightnymph:

beggars-opera:

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

thank you

BBC Sherlock - Hands

[original screen caps by 221caps​ made black and white by drunkcrimesolving]

explosm:

By Dave! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

nikimuffin:

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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J

stardustkr7:

If you thinking taking selfies is immature and stupid, just get out okay.

All through my adolescence I fucking hated how I looked and hated people taking my picture and that’s no way to live because then you look back and realize you have no pictures of yourself.

So if girls…

I’m Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no-one can compete with my massive intellect (!)

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human