samurai-policeman:

himesama:

hit on me like this and i guarantee it’ll work

betelxeuse

heiwa-awieh:

Finally they’re coming back.♥

blondejean:

I wanted to take a bit of a break from work to draw something that wasn’t just a doodle, but I don’t have enough time for a big illustration so I did this. Luv the Peto.

parrareru:

kings’ showdown

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

college officially starts (well, i mean, we had two days last week, but…) this week, i guess. sorry if i’m always busy with my queue, still adjusting to a new environment and lifestyle.

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

xekstrin:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

the old razzle dazzle

gothiccharmschool:

her parents lock her in her room, so she takes to summoning demons for company

I love everything about this. EVERYTHING.

Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

newerakaze:

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

Finally finish all the countdowns and the HB illustration….

Now time for rest… 

thealphapigeon:

-annoying:

you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.