hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
valerieparker: wolfwithpanthereyes: In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
my heart hurts after reading that manga
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via lonqing)
breaks down sobbing →
i-o-u-a-fall: so i went to a museum the other day there’s this on the office window of the biology room and this is the first one i see
egbertees: when someone calls you cute more like
styels: karkaties: if i lay here if i just lay here yep im just laying here not gonna stop laying here I tried to sing this
SOMEONE TAKE ME TO SEE A MOVIE I’M SO BORED I’M CRY
sirseahorse: stabsinthe: if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name #it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry
things i want to see: iron man 3 star trek the great gatsby (seeing this with friends) which to see first???
We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via crocbonker)
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via aeferg)
queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
childishnotions: writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
hypohumper: just when you think chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further you see this i m p o s s i b l e