thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO ALL THE WORK I NEED TO DO AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE PANICKING WHY DIDN’T I DO WORK ON THE WEEKEND SHIT

amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

letalkingmime said: No, you have to eat the whole cookie. If you only ate a part of it, you could only tell people what part of the cookie tasted like. Thus to be able to say “Yes the cookies are delicious” you must eat a whole cookie. Fact.

i like the way you think ;D

my mom pointed out a stupid thing i did: if i wanted to taste test, i didn’t have to eat the entire cookie i was testing

iamthenardier:

The incredible set of Les Misérables.
Source

cirthithil said: before u die, ship some over to me

such caring friends… lol, i would if i could

watsssson said: what cookies I want cookies

chocolate chip cookies

good, but not in copious amounts

i think i’m going to die from taste testing cookies

lizziefaguire:

foxnewsofficial:

everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies 

concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean

leespace:

Bad girls do it well.