dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME TO DO ALL THE WORK I NEED TO DO AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE PANICKING WHY DIDN’T I DO WORK ON THE WEEKEND SHIT
when will my reflection show who i am inside?
letalkingmime said: No, you have to eat the whole cookie. If you only ate a part of it, you could only tell people what part of the cookie tasted like. Thus to be able to say “Yes the cookies are delicious” you must eat a whole cookie. Fact.
i like the way you think ;D
my mom pointed out a stupid thing i did: if i wanted to taste test, i didn’t have to eat the entire cookie i was testing
i think i’m going to die from taste testing cookies
wOW THESE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE AMAZING
Bad girls do it well.